Congrats on breeding

I recently updated my dating profile with the equivalent of "I'm about to have a little person so dating isn't really on my agenda" followed by "Status: Dead to the World".

I expected this to be enough avoid messages from interested parties. My miscalculation was that it meant I'd now get messages from a segment of the dating pool that I hadn't considered before: the pregnant chick fetishists. I'm still working on my standard response to these guys but I think it'll look like this:

Dear weird guy who can't take a social cue or read for basic comprehension,

No, I don't want to have sex with you. Generally, I don't want to have sex with anyone that just outright asks me this question as an opening line, but especially not with someone that only wants me because I'm gravid and extra awkward feeling. Also, you are older than my Dad. Good day.

Or something to this effect. Revisions and thoughts welcome though I'm probably just wasting my breath with these guys.